ETERNAL PELICUS
A Centurion wanders the ages and the continents in his quest to find Pelicus. He tirelessly searches because since the Fall of Rome only Pelicus represents the ideals of Empire: striving for glory through achievement and honor, physical and mental perfection, dedication to one’s craft and celebration of the human spirit.
Appearing for the first time in the current era at the Chicago convention of referees in 1998, the Centurion demanded to know who, indeed, was Pelicus. From his military bearing and antiquated manner his intent was mistaken to be evil. Nonetheless, the Northern California Rugby Referees Society stood as one in a great chorus, proudly and defiantly calling “I am Pelicus!”
Bob Woerner of the Eastern Rockies joined the flock at that moment, an act of courage and camaraderie that earned him a mascot pelican.
The Centurion reported back to the Senate, who were pleased to adopt the NorCal Society as their representatives in this modern age.
Mr. Woerner then traveled to New Zealand and was photographed holding the Bledisloe Cup with the pelican peaking from his pocket. The Senate was pleased to award him the sobriquet Pelicus Ubiquitous.
Other pelici then clamored for nomenclature. As their merit is proven, names are bestowed. Members of the Society may petition the Senate on behalf of worthy candidates.
One note of caution: Matt Eason mocked the Senate by proposing a name in pig-Latin for himself. Thus he will be known unto the tenth generation as Pelicus Littlus Dickus. After performing some good works he then petitioned to have his name extended. Thus, he was granted the appendage Priapismus.
When awardees of Pelicus names greet each other they make the sign of the Pelican and hail each other by their macaronic names.
The Senate makes a weekly pronouncement regarding the events of the flock and issues periodic bulletins announcing new members and other worthy events.
HAIL PELICUS!
Last Name | First Name | Hail Pelicus |
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Ainslie | Sebastian | Pelicus Varinius |
Akroyd | Phil | Pelicus Tempus Procurator |
Anderson | Rich | Pelicus Amans Bersabee |
Bernstein | Bruce | Pelicus Avoidus Whistle Dude |
Bretz | Paul | Pelicus Iudex Pennipes |
Brown | Dave | Pelicus Hocus Pocus Divotus |
Bryant | Lee | Pelicus Saltus |
Bukowski | Lois | Pelicus Delecto Ludus |
Byrnes | Bryant | Pelicus Byrnest |
Carter | Bruce | Pelicus Scriptoris, Dux Deux |
Coburn | Tom | Pelicus Vulturis Hashimitous |
Coppinger | John | Pelicus Iudicialis Eunuchorum |
Crawford | Shawn | Pelicus Harmonicus Euphonius |
Crenshaw | Jim | Pelicus Antiquum Barbarus |
Davis | Sam | Basilicus Pelicus Bacchus Yodaeus (Pelicus Yoda) |
Devlin | Joe | Pelicus Senatus Porcos |
Dickens | Paul | Pelicus Cidercus |
Dickens | Glen | Pellicus Canadensis |
Eason | Matt | Pelicus Augustus |
Felstead | Murray | Pelicus Omnipotus Majus |
Fenaroli | Steven | Pelicus Parvus Scurra |
Franzoia | Tom | Pelicus Lentus Ephorus |
Gaduoua | Michael | Pelicus Gallius Marinus; Pelicus Septenae Potioris |
Gardner | Ed | Pelicus Formidulosis Venatoris (nee Pelicus Pro Venatoris) |
Gauthier | Paul | Pelicus Sibilo Egregius |
Gildea | Brian | Pelicus Propus Celtus |
Goard | Don | Pelicus Judicus Linaeus Emeritus |
Hansford | Peter | Pelicus Gaulus |
Hawker | Steve | Pelicus Glevi |
Hendrickson | Rob | Pelicus Consiliarius |
Hettermann | Matt | Pelicus Machinor Lumen |
Hinkin | James | Pelicus Pedem Referre |
Hudson | Vicki | Pelicus Caeruleus Ursa |
Jaquint | David | Pelicus Jaquintus |
Jury | Jeff | Pelicus Pertinacious |
Kamenetzky | Daniel | Pelicus Cruzipanomatidous Argentus |
Khasigian | Fred | Pelicus Propus Armenius |
King | Mike | Pelicus Rex |
Lane | John | Pelicus Guinness Consumptus |
Latu | Tony | Pelicus Pacificus Islandus |
Laws | Harry | Pelicus Praeceptor Perceptorum |
Lawton | Rachel | Pelica Praeclara Sopphus |
Leisek | Joe | Pelicus Libri Vermis |
Leslie | Cheryl | Pelica Secretariat Administratus Tresurum |
Lubbon | Ben | Pelicus Officious Humilitas |
Lyons | Mike | Pelicus Enigmatus |
MacDonald | Neil | Pelicus Caledonius |
Magowan | Mel | Pelica Gorgeoca |
Malone | Mike | Pelicus Bellatoris Cognitoris (nee Pelicus Bellicosis) |
Marsh | Jim | Pelicus Herbivorum |
Martinez | Tom | Pelicus Cyclops |
McCarthy | Trevor | Pelicus Dismantlelus |
McDougall | Grant | Pelicus Veteris Apteryx |
Miller | Dave | Pelicus Non Appellanus Medicus |
Murray | Jim | Pelicus Aotearoa |
Myers | Ron | Pelicus Novus Intrepidus Necdum Caecus |
Nickles | Scott | Pelicus Peripateticus |
O'Connell | Barry | Pelicus Crocodilus Dunddeus |
Pescetti | David | Pelicus Spaghetticus |
Petty | Alan | Pelicus Plutarchus |
Podmore | Dick | Pelicus Res Dicta |
Pohlman | John | Pelicus Pilula Biberarius |
Pope | David | Pelicus Sapiens Oculus |
Ranaweera | Aruna | Pelicus ex Selan |
Rauscher | Eric | Pelicus Veneficus |
Reagle | Sam | Pelicus Scrumtius |
Richmond | Jeff | Pelicus Caseum Caput |
Rubin | Jake | Pelicus Canis Insanis |
Saccomanno | Joe | Pelicus SSaaccoommaannoous |
Sandhill | Peter | sᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ snɔᴉlǝԀ |
Santiago | Roberto | Pelicus Prodigus |
Schwartz | Ray | Pelicus Vanillicus Gorillicus |
Shrimpton | Paddy | Pelicus Marinius Canis |
Smith | Pete | Pelicus Fistulator |
Smith | Dixon | Pelecanus Dixsonian |
Tauvea | Favor | Pelicus Gratiam |
Tetler | Jen | Pelicus Alta Matriculus |
Thompson | Ray | Pelicus Longtoothicus |
Tiatia | Nome | Pelicus Nuntium Ignorare |
Todd | Edwin | Pelicus Editorem Minimus, Ex Dux |
Tucker | Chris | Pelicus Diversus Oculus |
Tyler | John | Kocsi Grizzli |
Valerio | Stephen | Pelicus Ex Jerseius |
Vaughn | R. Skip | Pelicus Migratus, nee Paratus Libens Balidus |
Venter | Henry | Pelicus Shrinkus Africanus |
Ward | Barry | Pelicus Sparkum Exodus Danum |
Williamson | David | Pelicus Bunnicus |
Wilson | Giles | Pelcius Procrastinorix |
Wilson | Dan | Pelicus Tonitrui Percute |
Woerner | Bob | Pelicus Ubiquitous |
Wood | R. Scott | Pelicus Radix Lecti |